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THANKSGIVING ĐỜI ĐỜI NHỚ ƠN BÁC CHÙM …

Pham Thanh Giao ‘s phê tê bốc

Ông Bác Kia trơ trẽn hơn Ông Bác Này nhiều, vì phải lập ra cả chục cái Nicks giả để ca tụng mình.
Riêng Bác Chùm, con nhớ những bài … Bác Tự Khen Bác, khỏi mất công lập Nicks giả, cho mệt …

*** LIKE A SMART PERSON:

– “You know, I’m, like, a smart person.” 
– “I am a really smart guy.” 
– “I’ve been known as being a very smart guy for a long time.” 
– “I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.” 
– “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.” 
– “And then people say oh, is he a smart person? I’m smarter than all of them put together, but they can’t admit it.” 
– “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.” 
– “My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart…. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star, to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”

*** A GREAT ATHLETE:

– “I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young.” 
– “I always knew I was good. I was always good at it.”
– “I was the best athlete.” “I was always the best athlete, people don’t know that.” 
– “I’ve won many club championships and I was always the best athlete.” 
– “Always the best player. Not only baseball, but every other sport too.” 
– “I was good at wrestling. I was really good at football. I was always good at sports. I was always the best at sports.”
– “I had it innate ability. I always had it.” “I like being a great athlete.”

*** ATTRACTIVE:

– “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” 
– “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” 
– “I’m so good looking.” 
– “I feel like a supermodel except, like, times 10, OK? It’s true. I’m a supermodel.” 
– “Do I look a president? How handsome am I, right? How handsome?”

*** RICH and SUCCESSFUL:

– “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” 
– “I have made myself very rich.” 
– “I was always the best at what I did.” 
– “I don’t think I’ve made mistakes.” 
– “Everything I’ve done virtually has been a tremendous success.” 
– “I was successful, successful, successful.” 
– “I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me.” 
– “I’ve been, you know, pretty successful in the courts over the years, I’ve been a very successful person, you can check — USA Today said, ‘he does great in the courts’ OK?” 
– “If you don’t tell people about your success, they probably won’t know about it.”

*** A NICE PERSON with GREAT TEMPERAMENT:

– “I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.” 
– “I think I am a nice person.” 
– “I’m actually a nice person.” 
– “I have a strong temperament.” 
– “I think I have a great temperament.” 
– “I have a great temperament. My temperament is very good, very calm.” 
– “I think I’m a sober person… I’m a very sober person.”

*** MOST RSPECTFUL of WOMEN and “THE BLACKS”:

– “I have more respect for women by far than Hillary Clinton has.” 
– “Nobody respects women more than me.” 
– “I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women more than anybody in the construction industry.” 
– “There’s nobody who has done more for equality than I have.” 
– “Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism, the least racist person.” 
– “I am the least racist person that you have ever met.” 
– “I am the least racist person that you’ve ever encountered.” 
– “I am the least racist person, the least racist person that you’ve ever seen, the least.” 
– “I have a great relationship with the blacks.” 
– “I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them. And they like me. I like them.” 
– “And did you know my name is in more black songs than any other name in hip-hop? Black entertainers love Donald Trump.” 
– “And at the end of four years, I guarantee you, that I will get over ninety-five percent of the African-American vote. I promise you.”

*** MULTI-TALENTED and KNOWLEDGEABLE:

– “I build the best buildings.” 
– “Nobody builds walls better than me.” 
– “I created maybe the greatest brand.” 
– “Trump Steaks are the world’s greatest steaks.” 
– “I have the best [golf] courses in the world.” 
– “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.” 
– “I know all about knives and belt buckles.” 
– “And I know more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived.” 
– “I know more about [campaign] contributions than anybody.” 
– “Nobody has better toys than I do.” 
– “Nobody loves the Bible better than I do.” 
– “I’m the king of debt. I understand debt better than probably anybody.” 
– “Nobody knows more about debt than I do.” 
– “I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world. Nobody knows more about taxes.” 
– “Nobody knows more about taxes than I do — and income than I do.” 
– “I know the details of taxes better than anybody. Better than the greatest C.P.A.”
– “Nobody even understands it but me. It’s called devaluation.” 
– “Nobody knows more about trade than me.” 
– “I’m really a great negotiator. I know how to negotiate.” 
– “Deals are my art form. I like making deals, preferably big deals.” 
– “Nobody knows banking better than I do” 
– “I understand money better than anybody.” 
– “I know the details of health care better than most, better than most.” 
– “I know more about the big bills than any president that’s ever been in office.” 
– “I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.” 
– “I know the best people.” 
– “I know the smartest negotiators in the world. I know the good ones. I know the bad ones. I know the overrated ones.” 
– “I’m really good at war.” 
– “I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.” 
– “Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump.” 
– “Nobody is bigger or better at the military than I am.” 
– “I know more about offense and defense than they will ever understand.” 
– “There’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me.” 
– “Nobody is fighting for the veterans like I’m fighting for the veterans.” 
– “Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me.” 
– “There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.” 
– “Nobody knows jobs like I do!” 
– “Nobody knows politicians better than I do.” 
– “Nobody knows the game better than I do.” 
– “Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.” 
– “Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.” 
– “I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth.” 
– “Nobody’s ever had crowds like [I’ve] had.” 
– “Nobody can do it like me. Nobody. Nobody can do it like me, honestly.” 
– “Nobody is stronger than me.” 
– “It’s all because of me.” 
– “I know words. I have the best words.”

Và sau cùng, để nói về bản tánh KHIÊM NHƯỜNG của mình, Bác đã bẽn lẽn tuyên bố:

“I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.”

Để chứng minh điều đó, Lễ Tạ Ơn năm nay, BÁC TỰ CÁM ƠN MÌNH …

*** Được năm nào, em chúc Bác em năm đó. Sợ sang năm, Bác em đã … đi xa … 😛 


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